TT and EE: April 2017

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Shortest Books ever Written

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson &Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS By Bill Clinton With introduction
by The Rev. Jesse Jackson And foreword
by Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS AND THE BUFFALO BILLS
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And how to Destroy the Senate with Nuclear option
By Harry Reid
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AND, JUST ADDED: My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama